Yeah, I guess my username is kind of a cute pun and I guess Zoey would like it, but you don't even listen to Kpop. You barely even know who Blackpink is. I don't want to use the word "poser," just...think it so hard it gets psychically burned into your forehead. That'll work.

You know what mun? I could tell you how I feel about this by making a really long "ugh" sound at you but you aren't even worth the effort. Just figure out what you want from me and then come back.

Miss Mun,

(I'm only calling you "miss" because Mother and Daddy say I have to be respectful to my elders.)

Doing this to me just because you had "icon spaces" left? Is hateful!
Just what do you hope to do, anyway?

[The pout is strong today.]

You never stop finding new ways to punish me.  Mother and Daddy are going to be very cross when they find out!

Just leave me to my reading among the funny grave stones! I am happy here. I don't want to "explore emotions", even if Myc says I'm quite emotional.

(Maybe especially because he said that!)

Your Muse,
'Lockie

It's not Ser Duncan's fault! Or Father's! Or-or- [pausing, setting his face into an indignant glare and getting determined about everything] it's a tourney field, these things happen!

[A few more moments' indignant glare, but then Egg's face just crumbles.]

You couldn't have remembered me earlier? For the sandwiches, or with Thunder? That was nice. I didn't want to live the trial again. Or see anyone else do it, either.